My Very First Clicker Horde Baby Bodysuit Baby Bodysuits Green retro bubble text arched

Green retro bubble text arched across the top reads "Son Of A" with a colorful illustration of a witch riding a broomstick below

Home games are standing room only (because nobody can sit down yet)

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

Vintage farm sign aesthetic on a cream/natural tee

a red hat with holly decoration

My Very First Clicker Horde Baby Bodysuit Baby Bodysuits Green retro bubble text archedMilestones come in all forms. First steps. First words. First time your toddler rounds a corner and walks straight into a pack of fungal nightmares. They grow up so fast. The Details: Yellow and blue illustration in a retro horror style. "My Very First" appears at top inside a rounded badge outline, with "Clicker Horde" in large groovy yellow bubble text below. A child with a backpack faces two menacing clicker creatures in a dark urban alleyway.